The Greatest Newborn Gift You Can Get Someone!

The Greatest Newborn Gift You Can Get Someone!
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Do you have a friend or loved one who is just about to pop? Better place your order because there is no better newborn gift than this…

Ah, the miracle of life. We live on a dying overpopulated planet and the cockroaches that we all are just keep duplicating, and duplicating with reckless abandon even though the resources that we have are getting… Wow, only two sentences in and I’m already veering to a completely different article topic. Maybe we should start over?

Ah, the miracle of life. Having a baby is usually one of the most joyous times in a person’s life. It’s about bringing another human into the world that will (hopefully) be loved, and cherished, and taught to be a great person. Cause for celebration!

When a friend or loved one has a child, it is customary to get a congratulatory gift for the occasion. And if you are a mischievious prankster troll like me, you may think of getting them this:

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It’s a lifesize Vigo the Carpathian Canvas Print!

Your loved one will be thrilled!

A lifesize Vigo the Carpathian
Image Credit: Columbia Pictures


Why you ask? Who is Vigo the Carpathian?

Vigo the Carpathian is the main villain in Ghostbusters II. The character was a brutal conquerer and powerful magician from the 1500s. Upon his death he professed “I’ll be back,” just before he was murdered.

A photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator

No, not this guy…

In the modern-day events of the film, Vigo is mostly seen as a creepy lifesize portrait that resides as a feature in the Manhattan Museum of Art. The haunted painting does has some powers, and uses those to posses the museum’s curator so that he can do Vigo’s bidding. What bidding is that? That would be kidnapping a baby so that Vigo can take human form and rule again.

As I recap the plot I am reminded just how hokey the movie is, albeit enjoyable. But just because the film is a little wacky doesn’t mean that Vigo is not a great villain. Perfectly cast, costumed and painted, the image of actor Wilhelm von Homburg in the painting still scares me to this day.

Here’s a clip from the film:

Where to get a Vigo the Carpathian Canvas Print?

Vigo the Carpathian canvas prints can be found from several places online. The most common source is on Etsy. Here is a link to a store selling one of the prints.

Lifesize Vigo the Carpathian Canvas Print for Sale

They aren’t exactly cheap, but how can one place value on a great prank?

So, next time someone you know is having a child, think back to Ghostbusters II and also to this article, and then let us know how it goes!

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Steven Richard

Steven Richard is the publisher here at Unruly Stowaway. He has written a memoir which will be released one day.

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